Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
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one time in college i had this guy friend and we were pretty close and i’d vent to him and maybe twice or so i’d be like “oh i’m having my time of the month it sucks” and eventually during certain times of the month he’d start texting me extra nice messages and that’s when i realized he memorized my period schedule
if this story doesn’t end in them getting married I don’t know why the world even exists.
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do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe
why not? i want to try it
DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT
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