barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

(via mindlessandaimless)

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terraes:




from my rotten body flowers will grow

and I am in them, and that is eternity

seriously my favorite gif ever

terraes:

from my rotten body flowers will grow

and I am in them, and that is eternity

seriously my favorite gif ever

(Source: la-anatom-a-de-infierno, via whereimperfectionisbeautiful)

@2 weeks ago with 551185 notes

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@3 weeks ago with 457349 notes
smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

(Source: yodiscrepo, via lonely-teens-with-happy-faces)

@3 weeks ago with 167228 notes
iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

(Source: bballgifs, via lonely-teens-with-happy-faces)

@3 weeks ago with 411584 notes

"

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"

"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)

(Source: talesofnorth, via mindlessandaimless)

@2 weeks ago with 35142 notes

butterflies-and-teeth:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time in college i had this guy friend and we were pretty close and i’d vent to him and maybe twice or so i’d be like “oh i’m having my time of the month it sucks” and eventually during certain times of the month he’d start texting me extra nice messages and that’s when i realized he memorized my period schedule

if this story doesn’t end in them getting married I don’t know why the world even exists.

(via whereimperfectionisbeautiful)

@2 weeks ago with 230515 notes
soul-soaked:

lacunal:

bembali:

❁❁❁

this warms my heart


this is so amazing c:

soul-soaked:

lacunal:

bembali:

❁❁❁

this warms my heart

this is so amazing c:

(Source: goatling94)

@3 weeks ago with 145271 notes

Bored? Let’s read some entertaining stuff and beauty tips!! ^-^

lnquiry:

Just click the ones you want and enjoy reading them. Let’s learn new tips.

My favorites: 

I hope you enjoyed them all ♥-♥ Have a nice day cuties!

(Source: thvnders)

@3 weeks ago with 2117 notes

multifaceted-cactus:

fall-out-lover-boy:

fall-out-lover-boy:

myotpisgay:

myotpisgay:

oregaymi:

do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe 

why not? i want to try it

DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT

it can’t be that bad

FUCK NEVER MIND IM SORRY. DONT PUT MINT GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE. IT STILL BURNS!!!!! 

what is wrong with this website

(via lonely-teens-with-happy-faces)

@3 weeks ago with 117777 notes
goodladnicelittlebody:

a mosaic of harry made with kittens and louis’ butt

goodladnicelittlebody:

a mosaic of harry made with kittens and louis’ butt

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@3 weeks ago with 7201 notes

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

(Source: lejazzhot, via paintbrushgirl24)

@3 weeks ago with 226858 notes